Peasant

Mindlessly scrolling through social media this morning, as today is my Saturday, I ran across @mattslyon. He is absolutely brilliant. He stereotypes everyone/everything perfectly. As a working-class resident of Jackson, his take on Aspen, specifically hiring manager in Aspen, could be interchanged with Jackson. I've seen and heard of people living in the craziest places, with and without plumbing. And baby, you better not complain. I've heard, "You have a place to live as long as you are a good tenant," spoken in a veiled threat sort of way, mob style. Never mind the person has been a stellar tenant for years. 

Check him out on Instagram. 

Some of my favorites from today:

Guy tries whiskey for the first time, ha! Any time I've taken a sip of whiskey I feel like I need to shave my chest.

(His lack of sophistication reveal, "Have you ever had Fireball?) I remember asking a dear friend this very question. Peasant.

Every person who shops at Whole Foods. He bought crackers and come to find out it was just toilet paper. (I think I purchased the same crackers, one time.)

My humor meter needed his posts today. He's 100% (unfortunately, in some cases) accurate in his observations.