Gentleman Jack

That’s what the website says. 

 

Before purchasing, I researched Gentleman Jack. (My friend sent me $50, along with my teacup, flask, and book, so I could purchase a proper whiskey.) Mellow (double), exceptionally smooth finish, notes of caramel and vanilla. Oh this sounds lovely. 

 

TASTE:

 

Sweet sugarcoated mint and dark, ripe apple peel sizzle together like a skillet of fried apples. Oh my goodness, sugarcoated and fried apples, right up my alley. 

 

Have it Jack’s way:

 

Neat

 

In your favorite drink glass

 

At a small gathering

 

Well okay.

 

I poured 2-4 tablespoons in my little teacup, neat. It’s an exceptionally small gathering: Maggie Rose, George W, and me. I can smell apples, a little bit. 

 

Sip, sip. DEAR GERTIE!!! WHERE’S THE SUGAR? APPLES?? MY BIG GIRL BRITCHES???

 

Where’s my starter whiskey?? Fireball?? HOLY COW. I need practice. 

 

“Its balanced flavor is perfect for celebrating life’s extraordinary occasions, plus all the moments along the way.” 

 

I can’t feel my legs. 

 

Where’s my flask?