Warped

Lady walks into the Market. Picks up bleach, tomatoes, and a sloshie.

At the checkout counter another lady turns to her man and whispers, "Bleach, tomatoes, and a sloshie. Interesting grocery list."

First lady asks, "Yeah, who am I gonna kill tonight?"

"Exactly!"

Rolling laugher.

I like people who are warped like me.

This was a good way to end a long day.