Tush

First time she's seen her colleague in jeans ...

 

Her: You have a TUSH!!!

 

Yes, I do. This is very common in human anatomy.

 

Her: And THIGHS!!!

 

I do. Thunder-thighs. 

 

Her: I work hard to try and get a tush and thighs! 

 

(She's young, beautiful, and lean.) 

 

Her: Now, you need to show those things off more often. 

 

Wow. 

 

Walking lunges, squats, running stairs, any, and everything.

 

Don't let it fall. 

 

It's very difficult to get it back up where it belongs.

 

(Remember the time she out-sat the twenty-something in a timed wall-sit competition? She felt bad as she didn't want to hurt his manhood, but not bad enough to quit the wall-sit competition.) 

 

Kinda vintage.

 

Kinda savage.

 

Never quit.