Strippers

Mama made it home tonight, finally. She prepares my special dinner every night and I always want more, more, more and I want it NOW. 

Tonight, she tells me, "Hold on Maggie Rose, let me wash my hands, I counted money. Lots of strippers and drug dealers touch money, or at least that's what law enforcement tells me."

I'm certain my precious phantom little head was spinning full 360's. 

I'm a DOG mama, I don't care who touches what. I sniff butts and poo for fun. Please get my special meal prepared Road Runner fast.

I'm not really a diva I promise.

Well, most of the time I'm not demanding and bossy. 

Maybe.

xoxo

Maggie Rose the Schnauzer