Sneaky is as Sneaky Does
Stealth is the best mode in which to operate. My skills have improved significantly. If only I tucked my hiney in a little more. The corner is in shadow. I hear her calling me, she knows something is off. Oh man, I'm in big trouble. Here she comes, I eat faster.
”Maggie Rose, you naughty dog, get OUT of that litter box!” She didn't stop...”Do NOT get in there again unless you plan on dropping something off. The litter box is not called The Treat Box - for GOOD reason!”
I tried for one more nibble.
Gracious, I thought she might swat my tush. But she didn't. Apparently, she finds my breath offensive, along with my beard. Relax pretty mama, how do you think I survived for fifteen days in the cold, snowy valley? It wasn't because I had a Dairy Queen burger every day, that's for sure.
Mom forgets so quickly how I saved her from the huge dog trying to get in our car. I herded that big sucker all over the parking lot last evening. He was not going to mess with mom or me. I was pretty vicious. And fast. I attribute my agility to my secret energy bars.
I'll lay low for a while, holding out for treats from the treat bag instead. George the kitty has all the fun.
Mom is still disgusted.
Hugs and funky kisses,
Maggie Rose the Schnauzer 🐾
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