Maggie Rose

Mama told me my beard is too long and dragging in my food.

 

Modesty aside, my beard is beautiful.

 

All female schnauzers should be as fortunate as I.

 

I told mama her mustache is swimming in her Diet Coke.

 

Exhaling an exasperated sigh with a quick touché, she acknowledged defeat.

 

“Maggie Rose I don’t have a mustache.”

 

Well, lady bug, you learned a lesson didn’t you? My beard is beautiful, even with pumpkin and kibble peppered throughout.

 

Y’all trim your mustache and wash your beard.

 

Follow me for more tips to train your human.

 

xoxo

 

Maggie Rose