Bread and Gravy

Me if I were at vampire school.

 

And I would be smiling really big, like I’d done something great.

 

Kinda like when I was six years old:

 

Question by VBS teacher:

 

Of what did the Last Supper consist? Bread and _______?

 

Me, all Horshack like: O O O (hand waving in the air)

 

Teacher: Yes Debbie

 

Me: Bread and GRAVY!!!

 

Yeah baby, bread and gravy.

 

‘Cause ain’t no one got time for wine on the farm.

 

I, of course, was wrong. But she was gentle.

 

And then she shared with everyone, you know, for posterity.