Coming to America

One of my kids (if you know, you know), would sit on the potty with the door wide open. When he was ready for attention, he would clap his hands up high AS IF he were royalty, and proudly exclaim, "Wipe-uhhhs".

Oh no you did not.

There are some days, not often, maybe not today, maybe not recently, who knows, that I feel like a wipe-uhhh.

Those are definitely the times I want to change my name to something inappropriate, just to make them squirm. I want to raise my hands clap, clap, and proudly request the wipe-uhhhs.

Here's to Eddie Murphy, my funny kid, and good memories.