Are you ever tempted to play along, listen to the really stupid question, and give ‘em what they’re looking for—a really stupid answer?
Not me, never. 🙄
There are no stupid questions.
Well, maybe there was this one stupid question last week.
Touring Yellowstone recently provided more lessons than simply historical facts. Sharing 'Oh my' as a response to awkward situations or unwelcome questions, I learn 'I tell ya what' works equally as well. Response given, opinion not necessary.
I'm here to help to answer pesky questions like how are you, what do you think, and really any nosy question. I've done the research for you. Following, you will find (im) perfect responses to any stupid question:
Yes. (They aren't sure if you're really that stupid, maybe you just didn't understand the question.)
I could really use a massage.
If I were Maggie Rose I would wag my tail.
Please, no ambiguous questions today.
If you're happy and you know it. (clap your hands)
Far out dude.
Well, there is this rash on my left breast.
Hug me.
I think I'm doing well. How do you think I'm doing?
How good is your imagination?
Next question.
Shhhh, go to sleep. (said calmly, reassuringly)
Once upon a time...
Try something new, make someone laugh today, have fun at least once a day. Laugh.
I tell ya what.
You're welcome.
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