Good morning, Carl.
I’m sorry I was a whiny bitch last night, however, female canines are bitches, pure and simple. Mama tells me I need to learn some manners, but why? It’s she and I, well, and George W. He doesn’t count. I’m a really big fan of cuddles and music, with mama.
Speaking of mom.
Rain, mom loves rain, and thunderstorms. She will sometimes refer to herself as Morticia. There’s nothing like an overcast sky, gentle thunder, and rain. Her soul is soothed. She’s been known to crawl in the shower, without me, lie down and let the water fall gently over her body. When she was a little girl, she would make a mini-shelter during rainstorms, magical, calming rain.
She’s a wandering soul. She articulates feelings through the written word, rather than spoken. Sometimes she gets lucky when speaking, and uses verbiage not confusing to others, or misunderstood. Her thought processes are odd, she often makes things more difficult than actual reality, an over-thinker.
Carl, you will feel much better if you drink less and exercise more, natural endorphins. All mammals feel better when moving their bodies. Mama must get back outdoors. I do believe an outdoor, active man would be the only time mom would consider dating again. Preferably a loner, possessing strong survival instincts, knowledge of firearms, all weapons, would be a bonus. It would be nice if he cooks gourmet meals, and practices the fine art of wine pairing. Does he dance? Does he love animals? Does he treat all people well, with respect, unless perhaps a reprimand is in order? She likes 'em smart, really smart. She likes to learn. This will be the only time she will give you permission to hook her up with a fella. In the mean time, she has her books and computers. An independent sort, chances of becoming a pair is not likely.
Well, okay, I guess it’s time for me to go. Typing without opposable thumbs is an arduous task, but you are worth the time and effort. Mama thinks the world of you. I kinda like sniffing and licking you too.
xoxo
Maggie Rose 🐾
Write a comment