If I were a Super Hero...
Villan or Hero, duh, heroine:
Mountain dog
Street smart, pure bred
Survives 15 day stretches running mountains, evading wildlife, traps, humans
Resist hamburgers, onion rings and handsome men
Fit as a fiddle, even when losing 20% body weight
Immune to bull stuff
Unites young and old, politically challenged, Aggie and Longhorns, for common good
Heals broken hearted
Noble
Other rumored super powers, unconfirmed
Weaknesses, few:
Cat poo
God’s chikin
No touchy the tush
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