Call the Law

 I’m nekkid. Well, except for my tie. Mom says I’m nakey, not nekkid. She said I sound like a Chick-fil-A cow. (I do have a tie like them.) 

Mom left the door unlocked this morning, when she left for work. Someone snuck in, took me downstairs, and shaved me from head to paw. After I’m shaved nekkid, they then put a tie on me. What the schnauzer heck is going on here? 

Before and after pictures below. I lost at least two pounds. In my before pics I look like a labradoodle, you know, a mutt.

Call the law. I need to report a fur snatchin’.