Why Yes, Yes I Have

I have, and I jerked the door open only to see an Asian gentleman sitting in my car, playing on his phone. 

Only it wasn’t my car.

I apologized profusely. 

I now read license plates before jerking open ‘my’ car door. And make sure the tail lights flash when I hit the remote unlock. 

True story, Sam’s parking lot, College Station. 

These days this could get you hurt, badly. 

He was so sweet. 

I’m a dumb2020 some days.

Distracted, in a hurry. 

Cranial-rectal inversion.