Street Cred

So it’s time for me to consider tattoos, since I now have street cred with law enforcement. I want to be prepared for the pokey.

Should I get one or all of these tats? My street name is Tex, thus the Texas tat. I probably want a nose ring too. My belly’s pretty so a belly ring needs to be elegant, even though I’m badass. 💁‍♀️ And y’all know I love to howl. I’ll take my time deciding. Probably all of them.