Mask Shaming

Masks are NOT a substitute for proper hygiene or common sense.

I laughed, okay? You wanna shame for laughing? Well OKAY! 

The mask worked, until it didn’t before it did. It only works when you inhale, not when you exhale, exhale and NO one is protected...but you, you selfish piece of stuff. Lick it, sniff it, wipe your nose with it, then touch it, yeah, right there. Oops, may I offer you an appetizer ma’am? 

Maybe it works SOME of the time when you exhale too, but only if you practice certain breathing techniques, but then, no, it quit working. Should you cover your nose in the crook of your arm when you sneeze or cough, when the mask isn’t working a particular day? Yes, and then please squirt sanitizer on your elbow and arm, get your temperature, and pull out the UV wand. Get naked, get sanitized. Do the hokey pokey turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about. 🥴

Shame on you. Or me, maybe them or y’all, all y’all. 🤪

(I think I’ll wear a ski mask to work next week, okay?)

It’s past my bedtime.