Lie

I suck at lying, you can see it all over my body, neon flashing lights.

A lady asked me to lie to her daughter, tell her a knit cap was sold while she was out of the boutique, she wanted to give it to her daughter as a gift.

When the daughter returned, asked where the hat was, I lied without laughing or blushing or otherwise giving away the truth.

Mom was so proud of me, told me what a good liar I was, I did it well.

I didn't know whether to be proud or offended.