He and I on the nut aisle. (Apropos of anything, nothing?)
Him: They’re out, totally out.
Me: Stare at him like he’s lost his marbles...
Him: Brazilian nuts. They’re all gone.
Me: So apparently they are your superpower.
Him: Nope, I pray every day. That’s my superpower. I’ll be fine without them.
Me: 😳 Prayer is my superpower too.
Who has these type conversations in the middle of the grocery store?
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